What is Surf Nazi?

Long Answer –

Surf Nazi is dedication and devotion to Surfing and to Mother Ocean. We are not associated with Nazis, Skinheads, racism or any of that bullshit. We are associated with skaters and snowboarders, because those artforms evolved from their patriarch, surfing. Everyone and everything else can suck it. We give full respect to the Ocean, and total allegiance to surfing.

Short Answer –

Your mom.

Note: BMXers, wakeboarders and rollerbladers (aka fruit-booters) are strictly verboten from buying our products. However, purchasing our products is allowed if you are too fat to surf, but you ride a cruiser motorcycle (NOT a sportbike) and smoke cigars. Certain members of the homeless community are also permitted to support our brand, as well as Rastafarians.